Pia Zadora
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Impish and baby-faced, with a prepubescent pout and a hefty pair of grown-up titties, Pia Zadora is most famous for being Pia Zadora, and that’s not fair. The prettiest little shag haircut ever to bop out of Hoboken, New Jersey, just can’t get out from under the shadow of her own life. No one cares that she was on Broadway at eight, stomping the floorboards opposite living legend Tallulah Bankhead. The hit-single duets with the likes of Lou Christie and Jermaine Jackson are long forgotten. All anyone recalls is the marriage to a corporate raider twice her age and the scandal when her geezer hubby was suspected of buying Golden Globe votes for his darling Zadora. But what about those baby-soft boobies and that split loaf of sweet seat meat as immortalized in Butterfly (1981)? It is a shame to let such beauty lapse from memory. Pia showed her stuff again in Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) — ok, her guns weren’t totally naked, but her cleavage was out on the prowl. Some of Pia’s other credits include the science fiction comedy Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1994), the crime comedy Fake Out (1982), the drama The Lonely Lady (1983), the weird flick Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984), the John Waters classic Hairspray (1988), the comedy Troop Beverly Hills (1989), the musical movie Mother Goose Rock ‘n’ Rhyme (1990), the TV movie Favorite Deadly Sins (1995), and the sitcom Fraiser (1999). Oh, Pia! We’re grateful for every peek-a!